Dancing With The Losers

So I've started watching Dancing With The Has-Beens again. I always tell myself I'm not going to watch that crap anymore because I know what's going to happen. I'm going to get all sucked into it and do I really need to get sucked into another stupid reality show. And what the fuck is up with Lil' Kim's face. Same with Belinda Carlisle. They look like they went to the same doctor as Priscilla Presley. Lil Kim's too young to be messing with her face. She used to look good, now she looks like one of those porcelain dolls, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Some men like that look. I guess. I don't though. Her damn face is frozen in time. But I guess that's the point. Freeze your face so it never gets old.

So I really despise, loathe getting all sucked into DWTS. These shows are time-stealers, brain-wasters. They rob you of your life; parts of your life that you will never get back; parts of your life that you could be doing something productive (like taking some damn dancing lessons instead of sitting on the damn couch and watching for chrissakes-although sometimes I will imitate some of the DWTS dance moves while I watch). Despite all this I continue to watch DWTS. To my credit though, DWTS is really the only reality based progam I watch. Oh, sometimes I watch What Not To Wear with Clinton and Stacy. And if The Surreal Life came out with new episodes I would watch that again too. And Room Raiders, and Wild Boyz and Jackass. And sometimes I will watch those crazy Duggars with all those 18 plus kids of theirs. Now that is one nutty family.

Someone must put a stop to all these reality shows. They're like crack and heroin and meth. You know they're bad for you, but you try them once and you're hooked.

The reason I wanted to watch DWTS this season is because Jewel was going to be on. I'm not a Jewel fan but there was a time when she first came out that I was mildly interested in her music. But then Snaggletooth got injured and that gave me good reason not to watch. But then I remembered insecure Denise Richards and America's sweetheart Shawn Johnson were going to be dancers and I was hooked...again. But best of all was the girl who got dumped on The Bachelor, Melissa. Now, I never watch The Bachelor, but we happened to watch what was probably the best and worst episode of The Bachelor ever. At least that is what I've been told. Misty and I were flipping channels one night looking for something to watch and we came upon The Bachelor when Melissa got dumped. And then a few nights later we see Melissa on DWTS. I got so excited I almost peed my pants. She's the one I'm rootin' for.